Blinken/Wynken, Blynken, and Nod

Secretary Wynken, Blynken and Nod is a G*ddamned Liar (and a Freaking Incompetent)!!

EDITOR’S NOTE: This article contains a lot of Bleep Censor Profanity(1). They are the only words left in the English language that can describe the current administration and/or their actions!!!

Untied (formerly United) States Secretary of State, Antony(2) Wynken, Blynken and Nod(3], said (on September 3, 2021) that “We (presumably he’s talking about the United States, but with him, you can never be too sure!) are not stopping our work to help Americans . . . in Afghanistan. We’re providing them with very tailored, very specific guidance. We’re going to be in very close touch, and as they desire to leave, we’re going to make sure that we’re doing everything we can to help them do exactly that.”

Bulls**t, bulls**t, bulls**t.

On September 7, United States Congressman Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma, who organized a rescue(4) of several Americans,  revealed that not only is the State Department (and other departments, agencies, commissions, authorities, etc.) not helping Americans who want to leave Afghanistan, but it is doing everything it can to PREVENT  our homies from leaving that God-forsaken country and coming home.

We Are Told:
  1. That these Americans are not “stranded(5)”; and,
  2. Our “beloved” State Department is doing everything they can to rescue them.
The Facts:
  1. Those Americans are stranded A**h***s; and,
  2. The State Department isn’t doing s**t.

GO BACK TO YOUR PARTY IN THE HAMPTONS, MR. SECRETARY AND LET SOMEONE WHO A) HAS COMPASSION, AND B) KNOWS WHAT HE/SHE IS DOING, TAKE OVER!!!
Or, alternatively, fly a wooden shoe into a sea of dew.

(1) Such as F**k, S**t, et cet**a.
(2) We at MOL are, at least, happy to see that some Americans are still using the original (and classic) spelling of Antony.
(3) Wynken, Blynken, and Nod one night
    Sailed off in a wooden shoe
Sailed on a river of crystal light,
    Into a sea of dew. ~Poet Eugene Field, describing our current Secretary of State.
(4) P.S. He succeeded!
(5) According to Jen “Whacky” Psaki, another noted G*ddamned liar.

Alan Bianco
Alan Bianco

I am a retired lawyer living south of the Mason Dixon line. I have always wanted to write on politics and now I do. I write with a twinkle in my eye and in my posts. I hope reading my commentaries makes you think. . . and laugh.

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