Capitalism Has Failed, But Forget Socialism. Let’s Go with a Proven Socio-Economic System!

RED HOUSE, NY – Recently, some liberal politicians, including Crazy Bernie, Slick Chick, Blanket Head, and Four Eyes, have touted socialism as an alternative to Capitalism under the theory, I think, that Capitalism has failed and only socialism (albeit the “Democratic” variety) can save us from the evil enemy, who is, I guess, us. 

My initial thought was, Good God, what have these people been smoking?  (I think I know).  But when I considered the words of a great social commentator and socialist (although not of the democratic variety), who said, “Capitalism has neither the capacity, nor the morality, nor the ethics to solve the problems of poverty”, I too realized that Capitalism has utterly failed.  Its failure can be easily shown by the abject poverty and income inequality in Capitalist countries such as the U.S., Germany, Denmark, Australia, Switzerland, Norway, Luxembourg, and Ireland.  Contrast this to the widespread (and properly distributed) wealth in socialist countries, such as Venezuela, Mongolia, The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, and, that lion of Asia, the Lao People’s Democratic Republic.    

Examples of Capitalism’s failure are obvious and numerous, let’s look at a few:

1.  Although Capitalism has reduced famine by 99% since 1960, over 15,000 people on the planet Earth still suffer from hunger.

2.  Capitalism may have conquered the diseases of cholera, leprosy (now Hansen’s disease), the plague (including the septicemic, bubonic and pneumonic varieties), polio, pertussis, diphtheria, measles, German measles, mumps, chicken pox, yellow fever, dengue fever, typhoid, typhus, foot and mouth disease (in cattle), tuberculosis, pneumonia, infectious hepatitis, malaria, rabies, syphilis, gonorrhea (something we should clap about), herpes, tetanus, and parrot fever, but it has utterly failed to eliminate the common cold, headaches or death.

3.  Capitalism has provided everyone with enough food and eliminated the deficiency diseases of rickets, scurvy, pellagra, iron-deficiency anemia, kwashiorkor, and beriberi, but it created the worldwide pandemic of obesity.

4. Although Capitalism has provided the citizens of Capitalist countries with cars, cell phones, electricity, heat, indoor plumbing, radios (including boom boxes), televisions, health care, computers, air conditioning, and really great sneakers, it has failed to provide its citizens with phasers, happiness all the time, nuclear reactors, or eternal life.    

5.  Although Capitalism, unlike socialism, has provided all of its citizens with toilet paper and disposable baby diapers, this is actually a sign of its societal weakness.  Socialists are internally tougher Capitalists, and, as such, they don’t need any stinking toilet paper or disposable diapers!          

Since it is clear that Capitalism has failed and is not the wave of the future, it must be replaced. But by what?  The aforementioned four politicians say say socialism is the answer, but I can’t agree. Capitalism should be replaced with a socio-economic system that has provided greater wealth production, more economic advancement and greater personal freedom than any form of socialism.  The socio-economic system I have in mind is classic and has a proven record of success.  It has also withstood the test of time – it’s been around for 1,300 years, far longer that socialism’s mere 102 years – and it has been far more successful. 

Capitalism must be replaced, but not with socialism, with feudalism. 

Yes, feudalism.  Feudalism has been given a bad rap over the years, but it has a lot going for it.  It lifted the continent of Europe up from the ruins of the Roman Empire, nourished it for over 950 years, and propelled it into the modern age.  What other socio-economic system can make that claim?

When feudalism was instituted, the societies of Europe were far behind those of China, India, Arabia, Mexico and Peru in technology, scholarship, and innovation.  But, thanks to feudalism, in less than ten short centuries, European society outstripped all the others and stood atop every category of human achievement!  Can socialism make a similar claim?  Of course not!

During the feudal period, clocks, water mills, gun powder, and wind mills were vastly improved; Coffee houses were established; and the flying buttress, the printing press, eyeglasses, mirrors, spurs, cannon, ocean-going ships (equipped with lateen sails and sternpost-mounted rudders), the wheelbarrow, chastity belts, the moldboard plow (mouldboard plough in the U.K.), crop rotation (both the two field and the three field variations), blast furnaces, and, most importantly, the wine press and distilled liquor were all invented.   

All of these successes were accomplished by Feudal society in less than 1000 years. Contrast this progress to the plight of the American Indians who, without the benefits of feudalism, couldn’t, even given 22,000 years, invent the wheel (or learn to write).

Socialism is not the answer.   Besides failing in every country in which it has been tried, socialism has another major shortcoming.  It has no class; under socialism, everyone is classless.  Today’s modern populace demands class, so again, it’s feudalism to the rescue.  Unlike socialism, feudalism has class, lots of them and, under the Feudal system, everyone is assigned a class, for life.  The classes are: King (limited to one), Duke, Marquess, Earl, Viscount, Baron, Baronet, Knight, Man-at-arms (basically a knight without a horse or, today, a car), and peasant (this class name subject to change).

Of course, before we adopt feudalism, it must be brought into the 21st century.  It must be made democratic and provide equality.  Everyone except the peasants must be allowed to vote, all classes must be required to admit members regardless of race, creed, color, body shape, wealth, sex, age, political view, or sexual orientation, and there must be (limited) upward class mobility.  

Socialism is a merely a passing fad.  Feudalism is the real solution!

Fidel Castro  (1926-2016)
For some strange reason, all commentators list these countries as the richest, per capita, in the world.  Obviously these commentators know even less that a freshman Member of the House, who, I might add, holds a degree in Economics!
“Countries whose name contains the words ‘democratic’ or ‘peoples republic’, aren’t”.  ~ Niles Fettucine
Out of a population of 7.5 billion or .0002%.
No thanks to Rachel Carson
Which can infect humans.  The U.S. has about one case every two years.
Also known as pintle-and-gudgeon Stern-Mounted Rudders.
My advocacy of feudalism holds true so long as I am named an Earl or above.  Otherwise, never mind.


Alan Bianco
Alan Bianco

I am a retired lawyer living south of the Mason Dixon line. I have always wanted to write on politics and now I do. I write with a twinkle in my eye and in my posts. I hope reading my commentaries makes you think. . . and laugh.